The World’s Bundliest Bundle
We’re all familiar with the classic parable of the Bundler’s Dilemma. A woman is walking through the woods when she accidentally drops her Secret Lair Superdrop bundle in a nearby lake. A spirit emerges holding two bundles, one Foil and the other Non-foil. The spirit asks the woman which bundle she dropped, and then she gets a gold axe or something? It’s been a while since I’ve heard this one actually but the whole point is that you, unlike the poor sucker in this story, don’t have to choose. With The World’s Bundliest Bundle, you get both bundles available!
CONTENTS:
- 1x The World’s Foil-est Bundle
- 1x The World’s Non-foil-est Bundle
The World’s Foil-est Bundle
Much like the humble magpie, you prefer the shiny things in life. Although, honestly, have you ever met a humble magpie? Those things are always flying through the air, stealing our good china, and screaming their horrible bird noises all through the sky as if they were mad at every airplane. And we just let them get away with this because they’re not smart enough to file taxes? We think enough is enough. It’s time for a change. We’re renaming magpies punkbirds and will be taking no questions at this time. Take one of every foil drop on offer instead.
CONTENTS:
- 1x Foil Artist Series: Johannes Voss
- 1x Foil Artist Series: Thomas Baxa
- 1x Foil Kamigawa Ink
- 1x Foil Math is for Blockers
The World’s Non-foil-est Bundle
At Secret Lair, we have more than just an excellent bundle that includes all five non-foil drops that are part of the Out of Time Superdrop. We’re also the world’s largest depository of secrets, which is really obvious if you look at our name. We know all kinds of stuff, like which deodorant Bigfoot uses or what brand of conditioner Bigfoot uses. Ok, so most of our secrets are about Bigfoot’s hygiene regimen, but some of those secrets are so haunting they will send you to an early grave. Do you want to know how long Bigfoot spends brushing his teeth each morning? Are you ready to Face the Consequences? The answer is two minutes, exactly as recommended by the Supreme Council of Dentists… WHO ARE ALL BIGFOOTS. TWIST!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Artist Series: Johannes Voss
- 1x Artist Series: Thomas Baxa
- 1x Kamigawa Ink
- 1x Math is for Blockers
- 1x Teferi’s Time Trouble
Kamigawa Ink
Kamigawa is an ancient plane packed with centuries of history. Experience its rich stories through the unparalleled brushwork of the artist JungShan! Traditional Japanese brushwork meets classic Magic story—it’s the perfect way to class up your deck or collection. Reki’s ink has nothing on this pack!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Borderless Heartless Hidetsugu
- 1x Borderless Kami of the Crescent Moon
- 1x Borderless Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
- 1x Borderless Reki, the History of Kamigawa
- 1x Borderless Toshiro Umezawa
Kamigawa Ink Foil Edition
Kamigawa is an ancient plane packed with centuries of history. Experience its rich stories through the unparalleled brushwork of the artist JungShan! Traditional Japanese brushwork meets classic Magic story—it’s the perfect way to class up your deck or collection. Reki’s ink has nothing on this pack!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Borderless Heartless Hidetsugu Foil Edition
- 1x Borderless Kami of the Crescent Moon Foil Edition
- 1x Borderless Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker Foil Edition
- 1x Borderless Reki, the History of Kamigawa Foil Edition
- 1x Borderless Toshiro Umezawa Foil Edition
Teferi's Time Trouble
Teferi here. I may have made a little mistake. Honestly, it could happen to anyone. You know when you’re testing out a new kind of time magic, and you accidentally create an unstable time warp? Relatable, I’m sure. Now I’m stuck in the past with Dack and Karn, and we’re in retro frames! Also, our rules text is… different—like it was written almost 30 years ago. At least we’re illustrated by classic Magic artists Adam Rex, Greg Staples, and Mark Zug—something went right. I can’t imagine we’ll be here for long, so act fast if you want to preserve this moment in time!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Retro Frame Dack Fayden
- 1x Retro Frame Karn, the Great Creator
- 1x Retro Frame Teferi, Time Raveler
Artist Series: Johannes Voss
Here’s the thing about Johannes Voss: he is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really talented. And he’s a double threat, too—these cards come together to tell a story and feature a poem written by the man himself. Honestly, it’s kind of messed up that he’s hogging all this talent for himself, but we’ll let it slide because he’s so dang nice. These gorgeous cards will add a pop of color to any deck or collection. Do it for Johannes; he’d do the same for you!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Sanctum Prelate
- 1x Carpet of Flowers
- 1x Sphere of Safety
- 1x Karmic Guide
Artist Series: Johannes Voss Foil Edition
Here’s the thing about Johannes Voss: he is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really talented. And he’s a double threat, too—these cards come together to tell a story and feature a poem written by the man himself. Honestly, it’s kind of messed up that he’s hogging all this talent for himself, but we’ll let it slide because he’s so dang nice. These gorgeous cards will add a pop of color to any deck or collection. Do it for Johannes; he’d do the same for you!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Sanctum Prelate Foil Edition
- 1x Carpet of Flowers Foil Edition
- 1x Sphere of Safety Foil Edition
- 1x Karmic Guide Foil Edition
Artist Series: Thomas Baxa
We’re not upset that Thomas Baxa reached directly into our subconscious and pulled these expertly-rendered monsters directly from our nightmares, but we are a little upset that he didn’t ask first. Like, you’re having a perfectly scary dream and then BAM, Baxa is just chillin’, taking notes. Like, “Hey, don’t mind me while you’re getting slaughtered by an alien bug. I’m just gonna draw it later!” We don’t know how he got this power, but we do know that he’s used it to become one of the best artists in the game. Add these waking terrors to your deck or collection today!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited
- 1x Sliver Hivelord
- 1x Sire of Insanity
- 1x Spellskite
Artist Series: Thomas Baxa Foil Edition
We’re not upset that Thomas Baxa reached directly into our subconscious and pulled these expertly-rendered monsters directly from our nightmares, but we are a little upset that he didn’t ask first. Like, you’re having a perfectly scary dream and then BAM, Baxa is just chillin’, taking notes. Like, “Hey, don’t mind me while you’re getting slaughtered by an alien bug. I’m just gonna draw it later!” We don’t know how he got this power, but we do know that he’s used it to become one of the best artists in the game. Add these waking terrors to your deck or collection today!
CONTENTS:
- 1x Ob Nixilis Reignited Foil Edition
- 1x Sliver Hivelord Foil Edition
- 1x Sire of Insanity Foil Edition
- 1x Spellskite Foil Edition
Math Is For Blockers
We know you’re probably expecting a product description full of math puns, but honestly we used them all up writing the flavor text for these cards. There are simply none left. But who cares about this text, look at the awesome art by Alexandre Chaudret instead! Alexandre starts with simple geometric shapes, then blows them out into fantastic and fantastical illustrations of spectacular creatures. Shape up your deck or collection with these mathemagical cards. Take a look at the power and toughness of these creatures, and you might notice a delicious-sounding pattern…
CONTENTS:
- 1x Brazen Borrower
- 1x Vindictive Lich
- 1x Meandering Towershell
- 1x Ohran Frostfang
- 1x Thragtusk
Math Is For Blockers Foil Edition
We know you’re probably expecting a product description full of math puns, but honestly we used them all up writing the flavor text for these cards. There are simply none left. But who cares about this text, look at the awesome art by Alexandre Chaudret instead! Alexandre starts with simple geometric shapes, then blows them out into fantastic and fantastical illustrations of spectacular creatures. Shape up your deck or collection with these mathemagical cards. Take a look at the power and toughness of these creatures, and you might notice a delicious-sounding pattern…
CONTENTS:
- 1x Brazen Borrower Foil Edition
- 1x Vindictive Lich Foil Edition
- 1x Meandering Towershell Foil Edition
- 1x Ohran Frostfang Foil Edition
- 1x Thragtusk Foil Edition